hi
i am here to explain the science behind pianos. They are in fact links to another dimension in which all laws of jelly babies are defied. but what are the laws of jelly babies, you may ask? well, they are simply pieces of mouldy cheese which are the remanents of an aincent galaxy spanning race.
piaonos contain the guardians of gwipapopolu, wheras grand pianos are made of cat turd. i hope you understand.
this was posted by a mad raving lunatic professor of numonologolicalsiphonicology at cambridge (a.k.a. max)
Friday, November 25, 2005
Thursday, November 17, 2005
LOMBRO SPEAKS TO THE NATION
Actually yeh. I apologise for the bad performance of late and lack of humour in our recent posts. But seriously, i am so busy!
I mean-i can't handle a life ad keep this going. Cmon dudes! give me some space!
And back to me speaking to the nation (population: tire). As many of you may have noticed, the prime of our blogwriting was quite near the beginning of the cretion of elwam, when such gems as "pigeos utilize best in the snow" and who could forget the classic "the philosophy of mashed habits is complex, seeing as the extraordinary desire to eat cabbage overcomes one when studying thse peculiar objects." But after some nefariously difficulyt dancing, i hvae... COME UP WIT A USELESS LEGAL DISCLAIMER!
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I mean-i can't handle a life ad keep this going. Cmon dudes! give me some space!
And back to me speaking to the nation (population: tire). As many of you may have noticed, the prime of our blogwriting was quite near the beginning of the cretion of elwam, when such gems as "pigeos utilize best in the snow" and who could forget the classic "the philosophy of mashed habits is complex, seeing as the extraordinary desire to eat cabbage overcomes one when studying thse peculiar objects." But after some nefariously difficulyt dancing, i hvae... COME UP WIT A USELESS LEGAL DISCLAIMER!
The information contained in this message may be stupid or even totally meaningless. It is intended only for the use of public showings. Any dissemination, copying, disclosure or use of this message or its contents is fine, but first, you hav to take the necessary measures-stand on one leg and shout "I am the queen of the monkeys". The views of The dude down the road may not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation or truth by My cat. If you have received this message in error, I don't actually care-go ruin someone else's life. Now piss off. You should understand and accept that, when communicating with us, (me being more than one person. oyeah and travis) by e-mail, it is not a totally secure communications medium, but it a totally secure one end of the spectrum. Although we have taken steps to ensure that this e-mail and attachments are complete bollocks, we would advise you to ensure they are indeed complete bollocks. We do not, to the extent permitted by my Mum, accept any liability (whether in contract, negligence or otherwise) for any mental instability and/or exothermic reactions of security guards and/or breach of confidentiality in relation to my uncle Bert sent by pigeon post.
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